today in the lift i saw a big ba-chang. not literally the real thing but one very fei-po wearing a very very an-an leather jacket. the poor leather jacket looks like it was going to rip at the seams.
i feel like going up to her and saying. fei-po you need to suck it in more la to wear something like this. coz your toa-pa-to is seriously like a big ba-chang in that jacket wear a corset if you must. your wardrobe bo ming gia for you to wear already is it? can you wear something looser?
* you need to know hokkien and cantonese to read this*
damn i'm being a bitch.